No word of a lie, my peers all 'ship' me with
this guy in my class. We have a ship name with a hashtag and
everything. It's hilariously ridiculous, but also it is
honesty one of the most weirdest things I've ever
experienced. Like, I find great joy in shipping two people who I
know will probably never get together, but when it happens to
you, it's so weird. It's even more weird when the other
person encourages it. Cringe cringe cringe.