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"haha, sorry. I've been busy all day." what I wanna say: you

"haha, sorry. I've been busy all day."

what I wanna say: you weren't busy 2 hrs ago when you shared that thing on facebook but you've been too busy to send a text? right. okay.
what I say: oh, haha sorry. didn't mean to annoy you.

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Dishonored*

posted May 25, 2016 at 10:44pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, idk, seriously, tho, tru, quote

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yesterday was so horrible. like I walk in and get yelled at at work for literally no reason.. twice. then my one customer is my ex boyfriends dad. and it's not a quick in and out. its a "I want 4 packs of this and 4 packs of that.. and I want to cash in this lotto ticket for more lotto tickets but you gotta wait for me to pick them out." and as soon as he left, my crush that I've been trying to woo on snapchat walks in. and I was already too flustered to think of anything to say so I kinda rushed and it was all just BAD.
the guy i liked got mad that i was mad that he was ignoring me, so he blocked me on everything. but like, im pretty sure he never broke up with his gf, and he had three kids, one of which is just 4 years younger than me. and i think he was just trying to get in my pants. so i really shouldnt be upset. but i am. i should never have tried talking to him. i should have preserved my positive feelings for him.

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