*Puppy crawls on my lap*
Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be
masculine about this.)
Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like
new people too often so this is the first time she's actually
crawled on someone.
Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain
composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my
fingers.)
~7 hours later and I'm home~
Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!!
IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO
ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS
BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB
THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!