That’s right: P*ss me the f*ck off, and see what happens,

That’s right: P*ss me the f*ck off, and see what happens, monkey f*cker. I might call myself a pacifist, but that only means I won’t execute a first strike. It doesn’t mean I won’t execute holy retribution on anyone stupid enough to violate my airspace, including your ridiculous personage. Back the f*ck up right now, or risk retaliation from every intelligent cell in my body—and that doesn’t even include my friends who are just drooling to back me up against someone of your ilk.