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posted September 5, 2016 at 2:40am UTC tagged with
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Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."
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Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!
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You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present. -John Green.
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maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. it's gonna hurt. it's gonna hurt because it matter.
- john green
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