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Pickup line: “May I ask you another question?” quote

Pickup line: “May I ask you another question?”

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Raxin

posted June 1, 2017 at 1:58am UTC tagged with funny, friendship, quote

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Life is what it is, baby. I don’t know what it is, but whatever it is, that’s what it is, and there ain’t a thing we can do about it other than live it while we have it or forget it forever.
Religious Wars People are stupid. Many agree that there is one creator, but they see each other as enemies because of the names they use to point to that creator. Can they not imagine that a creator of that magnitude would be equally misrepresented by all names?

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