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HEY MAN, WE ALL CAN'T BE LIKE YOU. Format © dontsellyourselfshort

HEY MAN,

WE ALL

CAN'T

BE LIKE

YOU.

Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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PrimarilyParamore*

posted July 2, 2017 at 5:38pm UTC tagged with lyrics, advice, requests, quote

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And I want you to stop insisting that I'm not a lost cause. 'Cause I've been through a lot. And really all I got is just to stay pxssed off, if it's alright by you.

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