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so I'm trying to fall asleep right... and I'm thinking to myself...

so I'm trying to fall asleep right... and I'm thinking to myself... it's so weird that I have to pretend to be asleep to fall asleep 😴🙁

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posted July 19, 2017 at 3:32am UTC tagged with funny, cute, story, status, quote

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