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Coffee is black. Coffee is matter. Therefore, coffee is black

Coffee is black. Coffee is matter. Therefore, coffee is black matter.

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posted February 10, 2018 at 2:21am UTC tagged with funny, coffee, cosmology, blackmatter, quote

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