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The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.

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TheCovertComic

posted June 16, 2018 at 2:57pm UTC tagged with jokes, funny, quote

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THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano* Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons? Sister: No, Im a natural I guess. Me: Well, aren't you sharp? Sister: Take notes then. Me: Now, lets not cause any treble. Sister: Me: Score! Sister: Give it a rest. Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time? Sister: I could go on for forte days. Me: That would B major. Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this. Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental. Sister: You have some major problems. Me: I don't like your tone. Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully. Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct. Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded. Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say. Me: This is alto much for me. Sister: This is really becoming unbarible. Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time. Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much? Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing* Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel. Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.
You know that quiet girl in class? Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.
can you relate? Doing stupid things in front of the mirror right before showering. format credit-rajsonkar