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How am I supposed to feel motivated to attend the empowerment

How am I supposed to feel motivated to attend the empowerment seminar, unless I feel empowered to attend the motivational seminar???

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posted September 1, 2018 at 8:08am UTC tagged with funny, motivational, empowerment, quote

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