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“Like a compass needle that points north, a man’s

“Like a compass needle that points north, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.”

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grownsimba 5 years ago

whoop! there it is.

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posted October 4, 2018 at 3:52pm UTC tagged with status, famous, quote

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