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Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave

Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

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TheCovertComic

posted August 9, 2019 at 11:34pm UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, problems, motivational, quote

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