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MOUTHFUL OF TOOTHPASTE BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW YOU Format ©

MOUTHFUL OF TOOTHPASTE BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW YOU

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posted December 23, 2019 at 10:58pm UTC tagged with love, funny, famous, quote

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