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Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

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posted May 30, 2020 at 1:56am UTC tagged with compliments, funny, quote

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I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance . Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful etc, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally. How I say a certain word. Just the way that I am. I love that.
one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.
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I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.