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Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky

Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.

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TheCovertComic

posted November 7, 2020 at 4:21pm UTC tagged with funny, fantasy, drag, quote

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