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Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

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TheCovertComic

posted March 27, 2021 at 5:55am UTC tagged with funny, life, reincarnation, spiritualism, quote

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YOLO Nah sorry, I believe in reincarnation.
"The word ‘I’ symbolizes own EGO as sage says, ‘YOU’ sounds ADVICE as directed towards others and ‘WE’ signifies ACTION as it involves everyone alike; A true leader defines and differentiates oneself from others by often constructive ACTION than ADVICE and the same reflects in one’s language." ~Anuj Somany