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(From Haredevil Hare) Crumbly Crunchies are the best, Look delicious

(From Haredevil Hare)

Crumbly Crunchies are the best,

Look delicious on your vest,

Serve them to unwanted guests,

Stuff the mattress with the rest~

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posted November 22, 2021 at 12:31am UTC tagged with funny, looneytunes, quote

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(From Haredevil Hare) Crumbly Crunchies are the best, Look delicious

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