Health Quote #7080483
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I used to wonder why health stores always looked empty. It turns

I used to wonder why health stores always looked empty. It turns out there are plenty of customers inside, but you and I can't see them because they've evolved into pure energy.

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TheCovertComic

posted November 27, 2021 at 3:49pm UTC tagged with health, funny, quote

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