posted December 29, 2021 at 6:12am UTC tagged with
friend, hug, quote
more quotes by nmr22
Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
The only way a guy should hurt
a girl is from hugging her too tight.
format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.
Before I am your
daughter, your sister, your girlfriend, your
aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
AND I WILL NOT SET FIRE TO
myself to keep you warm. ♥
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How long until it's socially acceptable to wear boots, leggings, & hoodies?