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My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème

My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?

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TheCovertComic

posted April 16, 2022 at 3:46am UTC tagged with love, funny, france, eroticism, quote

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