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Wall, wall, behind the mirror Who the hell put this spy cam here???

Wall, wall, behind the mirror

Who the hell put this spy cam here???

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TheCovertComic

posted July 2, 2022 at 12:38am UTC tagged with funny, poetry, privacy, spying, quote

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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
Invade my privacy :) Purple: 10 facts about my room Blue: 9 facts about my family Green: 8 facts about my body Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood Orange: 6 facts about my hometown Red: 5 facts about my best friend Pink: 4 facts about my parents\ White: 3 facts about my personality Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things Black: 1 fact about the person I like comment a colour, I promise I'll answer. NMQ
Mom: It's terrible that the NSA invades people's privacy in order to keep them "safe" Me: *what I want to say* Don't you do the same thing? Of course, it's on a smaller scale. But you go through my contacts, phone calls, texts, Facebook, Facebook chats, and Instagram. If you don't see something you like, all hell breaks loose. You've never found anything that bad, but it doesn't matter. You're just trying to keep me "safe". Me: *what I really say* Yeah.
Me: -taking a shower- Killer: -sneakily comes into bathroom- Killer: -opens shower curtain- Me: OH MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM, NOW! Killer: ..... Uh... You're not supposed to react this way... Me: NOT REACT THIS WAY?! YOU JUST WALKED IN ON ME SHOWERING! THAT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY! HAVE YOU NO REPSECT?! Killer: ... Me: Well obviously NOT! I mean, I'm standing here, taking a shower, and you walk in like "Oh, I'm just going to invade this girl's privacy. No big deal!" Me: Well, guess what, Mr. Privacy-Invader? It is a big deal! Killer: Uh... Me: And you wanna know what else? You are also so freaking RUDE! I'm in here trying to get clean and you have the nerve of making me all dirty again by making me bleed?! Me: How would you feel if I covered you in blood when you were trying to get clean? Huh?! Me: Maybe, instead of being so rude and perverted, you could kill me down a dark alley or when I'm not paying attention, like a normal person. Me: But, no. You have to kill me in the shower, don't you? Killer: ... Me: Plus, what's the point? I mean, you probably love to see blood, so why in a shower when that blood will just wash away? IT MAKES NO SENSE! Me: And did you ever think about how awkward it would be for my pa- Killer: You know what? This isn't worth it! Bye! Killer: -walks away- Me: HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED YET!