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“You’re never going to make friends if you keep your

“You’re never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book.”

“Let’s hope.”

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posted July 7, 2022 at 9:19pm UTC tagged with funny, sarcasm, daria, quote

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(From Gift Wrapped) Radio Reporter: The recent blizzard has snowbound the mountain areas. The state highway patrol reports that all roads to the mountains may be closed for six weeks. Sylvester: Six weeks? I'll starve! [goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, finding nothing but bird seed] Sylvester: Bird seed...? Sylvester: [opens the cupboard, which has the same contents as the fridge] Seed? Tweety: Hey, putty tat! I found lots of food! [Sylvester runs excitedly to the pantry, only to discover that it is also stuffed with bird seed] Tweety: We don't have to worry, putty. There's enough food for a long time. Sylvester: I'm a cat! I've gotta have cat food! Tweety: Aw, poor putty tat. We've got to find something for you to eat. Let's see, what do putty tats like to eat... Sylvester: Well, let's see, there's liver, and there's fish, and there's, uh... there's, uh... [stares menacingly at Tweety] Tweety: And then there's what, putty? What else is there? Sylvester: Never mind, never mind. I got it solved. [runs to the kitchen] -Merry Christmas my fellow Wittians!-
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