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Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to

Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

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TheCovertComic

posted July 9, 2022 at 2:54am UTC tagged with funny, life, depression, weather, climate, quote

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