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LASIK Poem Boys don't make passes At girls who wear glasses

LASIK Poem

Boys don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in his dreams every boy seduces
A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

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TheCovertComic

posted August 5, 2022 at 11:57pm UTC tagged with funny, romance, eyes, lasik, quote

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