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A guy walks into class late dressed only in his underwear. The

A guy walks into class late dressed only in his underwear. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I was on Mayberry Hiil."

The next day, a guy walks into class late in only his underwear, but has his other clothes in his hand. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I'm sorry. I was stuck on Mayberry Hill."

The next day, a girl walks into class late in only her underwear and bra. The teacher says, "Let me guess. You were on Mayberry Hill." The girl replies, "What? I wasn't on Mayberry Hill. I AM Mayberry Hill."


my friend told me this and i collapsed with laughter! but i dont know where she got it!!! 

~Alice

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foreverdreamer95 1 decade ago
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Oooooooh wow. Lol. Thats pretty hilarious
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BadAssAlice

posted April 21, 2009 at 11:41pm UTC tagged with funny

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