1) Patrick: I'm
mad. Spongebob: What's the
matter Patrick? Patrick:
I can't see my forehead.
2) Patrick: Are you Squidward? Fire Hydrant: ..... Patrick: That's okay take your
3) Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs
is illegal on other planets.
Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you
built between us.
5) Squidward: This
city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another
6) Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be
ripping people's heads off boy!
7) Mr. Krabs: The
boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
8) Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he
she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!
IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!
9) Plankton: That's it
mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
10) Plankton: Holographic
Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
11) Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil!
Just like the newspaper comics!
12) Squidward: *playing clarinet really
loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door* Doctor: I'm with the animal
hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a
dying animal on the premises... Squidward: *slams door*
13) Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're
sitting on my face.... which is also my body.
14) Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know
something funnier than 24! Patrick: Yeah??? Spongebob: ....25! Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
15) Mermaid Man: We don't really have
these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we
wear underwear over our pants?
OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
*Squidward runs past* Spongebob: Hey! That looked like
*Angry mob of squids run past* Spongebob: That looked like Squidward
also! In angry mob form!
Spongebob, I really DO like you! Spongebob: Squidward, I used
your clarinet to clean my toilet.
19) Patrick: I'll tell you the story of
the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly,
everybody died. The End.
20) Squidward: *Does freakish
dance* Some fish with funny hair:
I love that show! :D