1) Patrick: I'm
mad. Spongebob: What's the
matter Patrick? Patrick:
I can't see my forehead.
2) Patrick: Are you
Squidward? Fire Hydrant: ..... Patrick: That's okay take your
3) Spongebob: Remember, licking
doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you
built between us.
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another
6) Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be
ripping people's heads off boy!
7) Mr. Krabs:
The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill
8) Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he
she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!
IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!
9) Plankton: That's it
mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
10) Plankton: Holographic
Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
11) Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil!
Just like the newspaper comics!
12) Squidward: *playing clarinet really
loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door* Doctor: I'm with the animal
hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have
a dying animal on the premises... Squidward: *slams door*
13) Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're
sitting on my face.... which is also my body.
14) Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know
something funnier than 24! Patrick: Yeah??? Spongebob: ....25! Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
15) Mermaid Man: We don't really have
these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we
wear underwear over our pants?
OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
*Squidward runs past* Spongebob: Hey! That looked
*Angry mob of squids run past* Spongebob: That looked like
Squidward also! In angry mob form!
Spongebob, I really DO like you! Spongebob: Squidward,
I used your clarinet to clean my toilet.
19) Patrick: I'll tell you the story of
the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so
ugly, everybody died. The End.
20) Squidward: *Does freakish
dance* Some fish with funny hair:
I love that show! :D