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20 funny Spongebob quotes 1) Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: What's

20  funny Spongebob quotes

1)
Patrick: I'm mad.
Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

2)
Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your time.

3)
Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

4)
Spongebob: Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

5)
Squidward: This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color...

6)
Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!

7)
Mr. Krabs: The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.

8)
Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!

9)
Plankton: That's it mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!

10)
Plankton: Holographic Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!

11)
Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!

12)
Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door*
Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...
Squidward: *slams door*

13)
Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're sitting on my face.... which is also my body.

14)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24!
Patrick: Yeah???
Spongebob: ....25!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

15)
Mermaid Man: We don't really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?

16)
Spongebob: OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

17)
*Squidward runs past*
Spongebob: Hey! That looked like Squidward!
*Angry mob of squids run past*
Spongebob: That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!

18)
Squidward: Spongebob, I really DO like you!
Spongebob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to clean my toilet.

19)
Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.

20)
Squidward: *Does freakish dance*
Some fish with funny hair: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?


I love that show! :D

2 Comments

winnie_the_pooh_x 5 years ago
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Hello my name is Mo and my witty name is winnie_the_pooh_x. I don't know how you may respond to this but I love some of these quotes so much that I am going to make them into some exclusive quotes. Formating and fading and everything. So basically I am going to use them. I will give you half credit for the quote. If you don't like this idea, let me know and I will be happy to delete them. Thanks!
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lavaeg 5 years ago
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love it tooo....you forgot my favorite quote tho!!!!!
Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! byyyeee Squidward
Patrick: Spongebob? Why did you say goodbye to squidward twice?
Spongebob: I like squidward.
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OHHH AND ANOTHER One
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Squidward: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE CUSTOMERS!
Spongebob: *GASP!!!!!!!* SQUAWIDWARD!
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