HOW COME GUYS "EXCHANGE FACTS" BUT iTZ ASSUMED GiRLSZ ARE "GOSSiPiNG"

HOW COME GUYS "EXCHANGE FACTS" BUT iTZ ASSUMED GiRLSZ ARE "GOSSiPiNG"
HOW COME GUYS "ARE iN A BAD MO0D" BUT iTZS ASSUMED GiRLZS ARE "PMSiNG"
HOW COME GUYS "ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY" BUT iTZS ASSUMED GiRLZS "NEED TO GET iN SHAPE, LOOSE THAT WEiGHT!"
HOW COME GUYS "JUST DONT WANT A GiRLFRiEND" BUT iTZS ASSUMED GiRLZS "ARE TO0 UGLiE TO GET A GUY"
WELL MAYBE GUYZS EXCHANGE |MEAN| FACTS, THEiR |ALWAYS| iN A BAD MO0D, THEY CAN BE |FAT| TO0, AND GiRLZS AREN`T THAT |DESPERATE|.. MAYBE WE DONT |WANT YOU| EiTHER!
DOESN`T iT SEEM LiKE GUYS JUST GET AWAY WiTH THiNGZS TO0 |EASiE|?