Edward:Do I
dazzle you?
Bella: No....
Edward: Seriously? I mean I am Edward Cullen, THE Edward
Cullen. Girls would kill to have me.
Bella: Okay, well that's their opinion, but to me you're
just a 117 year old vampire who's dead...covered in hooker
glitter and has spidey powers...
Edward: Oh...Well this is awkward...
lmfao I made it up :P I thought it would be
funny.
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xHopexLovex
1 decade ago
iloveedward but i thought this was hilarious!
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xlivexlovexhatex25x
1 decade ago
umm..hes 109 hahahahahah
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xothecullenatorxo
1 decade ago
lmao!!!! but i love twilight...
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had_somthin_to_say
1 decade ago
i love this HAHAHAHAHAH
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Fanpire1901
1 decade ago
I would be careful... making fun of twilight could get you into a lot of trouble with a lot of girls...including me!
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