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It's just me and my girlies Laughing and Screaming and Making
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Laughing
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Making memories to last a lifetime.
You say we're
weird
But we
know
that you're just
JEALOUS.
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20 funny Spongebob quotes 1) Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick? Patrick: I can't see my forehead. 2) Patrick: Are you Squidward? Fire Hydrant: ..... Patrick: That's okay take your time. 3) Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. 4) Spongebob: Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. 5) Squidward: This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color... 6) Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! 7) Mr. Krabs: The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him. 8) Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB! 9) Plankton: That's it mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES! 10) Plankton: Holographic Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE! 11) Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics! 12) Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like* *Knock on door* Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises... Squidward: *slams door* 13) Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're sitting on my face.... which is also my body. 14) Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24! Patrick: Yeah??? Spongebob: ....25! Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 15) Mermaid Man: We don't really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants? 16) Spongebob: OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! 17) *Squidward runs past* Spongebob: Hey! That looked like Squidward! *Angry mob of squids run past* Spongebob: That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form! 18) Squidward: Spongebob, I really DO like you! Spongebob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to clean my toilet. 19) Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End. 20) Squidward: *Does freakish dance* Some fish with funny hair: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I love that show! :D
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Haha not mine. Found it online. Thought it was hilarious.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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