MAMA
said girls
are of the devil
-waterboy<3
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posted May 30, 2009 at 8:01pm UTC tagged with funny
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- Mama: The chickens are comin' home to roost, Bobby Bousche. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways! You gonna lose all your fancy foosball games and you're gonna fail your big exam...because school is... Bobby: The devil! Mama: Huh! Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, MAMA! Well, I like school! And I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both, cuz they make me feel good!...And by the way Mama, Alligators are ornery, cuz their medulla oblongata!......And I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! water boyy<3
- Here's to the notes lost in the washer, to the memories washed away. Here's to never forgetting. Here's to being young and never wanting to grow up. Here's to waking up next to the one you love. Here's to believing every lie people ever told you. Here's to those that just need someone to sleep next to. Here's to change, both good and bad. Here's to missing people you care about. Here's to moving on. Here's to feeling infinite. Here's to all the wishes at 11:11, hoping one day they'll come true. Here's to remembering old friends. Here's to all the words we never said and to the ones we choke on. Here's to holding your breath in that one perfect moment. Here's to the ones who were on top of the world but fell off. Here's to every tear you've wasted on people who never cared. Here's to trying to be perfect even when you know its not possible. Here's to finding him, and holding on tight. Here's to the nights spent living for the moment. Here's to speaking the most honest words you've ever spoken in your life. Here's to those who fall in love in their dreams. Here's to not knowing, and not wanting to know. Here's to those who wonder where love starts. Here's to serendipity... even if it doesn't last. Here's to the girls who fall too fast... and know it. Here's to the songs that make you feel like nothing hurts. Here's to the ones who bend over backwards to be loved, but aren't. Here's to everyone who has ever cried themselves to sleep. Here's to those nights where you just can't sleep. Here's to every word they said to you replaying, over and over. Here's to leaping before you look. Here's to the times I wish I had said no. Here's to the times I'm glad I said yes. Here's to that tingly butterfly feeling you get when he's around. Here's to the nights when feelings change, for better or worse. Here's to the first kisses. Here's to those who survived to become stronger, better people. Here's to life, as hard as it may be, and picking yourself up when you've fallen down <3
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