Funny Quote #821605
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oh yeah? ♥ well i don't like your pants. ♥ ohhh.

oh yeah?    ♥       well i don't like your pants.
♥     ohhh.   would you like some ice for that
b ♥    u ♥    r ♥    n ♥   ?

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xrachelisabethx

posted May 31, 2009 at 12:06am UTC tagged with funny

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she doesn't love him. sure, she laughs at his jokes, she responds when he asks her something. but she doesn't appreciate him. she doesn't understand what an amazing creature he is. she doesn't respect him. she is gorgeous. not to mention one of the top ten popular girls in my school. she's a carbon copy of all the other popular girls in my school. she is glamourous. i love him more than i can ever tell him. i feel like crying when i think of him, because i just know he'll never love me back. i have to apply triple filters to everything i say around him. i respect him so much, and i encourage him. i'm not super-hot, but i'd like to say that i'm cute. i'm my own person. i am average. he loves her. he wouldn't date me, or even admit to liking me for sake of his "image". he can be a jerk to me, but i can't change how he makes me hold on tight to him like a toddler holds on to their favorite colored balloon. he's adorable! thinking of his smile makes me smile. even when i want to stop smiling, i can't. he is clueless. and THAT, my friends, is why i am moving on <3 i'm moving on, dammit. i deserve better. and that's exactly what i'm going to get, starting now. girls, if you have been crushed by a crush, comment or maybe favorite ; leave a comment on my page, or IM me. let's get through this t o g e t h e r . **all mine. poured my heart into it - - - - - - - - - <3
oh, just shut up, you b e a u t i f u l t h i n g , AND KISS ME ALREADY! **credit. comment if you feel like saying this to your "him". i do.