Girl Comebacks Guy * Hey baby what;s your sign? Girl* do not

Girl Comebacks

Guy * Hey baby what;s your sign?
Girl* do not enter

Guy* I would go to the other end of the world for you
Girl* yeah but will you stay there?

Guy* is this seat empty?
Girl* yea and so will this one if you sit there

Guy* if i saw you naked i would die happy
Girl* if i saw you naked i would die laughing

Guy* i would do anything for you
Girl* ok lets start with you account number

Guy* shal we go to your place or mine?
Girl* how about you go to your place and I'll go to mine

Guy* hey what do you do for a living?
Girl* i am a female impersonater