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I'm going to tell a random story. I really don't like school.

I'm going to tell a random story.

I really don't like school. The lunch sucks. After lunch I have reading. I wonder if animals can read. That would be funny. Maybe even objects. Speaking of objects I saw a pink stapler today. I love pink, like Victoria's Secret Pink brand. That place is wonderful. I love their clothes. I saw a guy in there once. He was looking at underwear. Hehe. That reminds me, I saw a guy with a thong on at JC Penny's oncee. I think he was gay. I think the thong proved that. Just to let you know it was blue. Blue is one of my favorite colors. Did you know the sky is blue because of the reflection from the water. That's pretty cool. Cool means C-constipated O-overweighted O-out of style L-loser. Remember when we always used to say that? Hahah.

Hope you liked my story :)

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