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I hate it when ppl walk down the stairs so slowly one day i
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so slowly one day i will shove them down
the stairs and yell as you fall
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posted June 11, 2009 at 7:27pm UTC tagged with
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What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do: Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his. Guys: Whisper in her ear Girls: Giggle Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first. Girls: Don't just let him, kiss him back. Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't) Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Girls: Tell him you love him so much. Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it. Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush.************* STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! -now copy and repost this. if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you. if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
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