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Fuckmylife #1 Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a

Fuckmylife #1
Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML







^sorry for the swearing. all mine

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laklak9614 1 decade ago
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