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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY:
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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posted May 12, 2005 at 11:16am UTC tagged with
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