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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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posted May 12, 2005 at 11:17am UTC tagged with funny

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