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Trick me once, Shame on you. Trick me twice, Shame on you again--
Trick me once,
Shame on you.
Trick me twice,
Shame on you again--
Cause that's mean!
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posted May 12, 2005 at 11:21am UTC tagged with
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One afternoon Zach's mom brings home her lover. The two do their thing until, unexpectedly, her husband comes home early. Thinking quickly, she hides her lover in the closet. What she hadn't realized is that Zach was in the closet. Zach: Dark in here, isn't it? Lover: Sure is. Zach: I have a baseball. Lover: That's good. Zach: Wanna buy it? Lover: No. Zach: I'll tell my dad about you. Lover: Fine, how much? Zach: $500 A few weeks pass, again Zach's dad comes home early when the lover is over. Again, the lover is stuffed in the closet; again, Zach is in there, Zach: Dark in here, isn't it? Lover: Yep. Zach: I have a baseball glove. Wanna buy it? Lover: Not really. Zach: I'll tell my dad about you. Lover: Fine! How much? Zach: $500 Another few days pass. Zach's dad says, "Hey, sport. Let's go throw the baseball around." "I can't Dad," says Zach. "I sold my glove and ball." "For how much?" inquires the dad. "$1000" "That's not very nice. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that. That is way more than those are worth. I'm taking you down to church to confess." So little Zach is driven down to church by his father. He gets in the booth. Zach: Dark in here, isn't it? Priest: Oh don't start that crap again!!
a person isn't the person he was at the last conversation you had.. he's the person you've seen thr0ugh out y0ur wh0le relash0nsHip ______<3 - SmallVille
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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