One day, a guy left his friend to take care of his house while

One day, a guy left his friend to take care of his house while he was on vacation. A few days after he leaves, the guy calls and asks for his cat. " Well, he's kinda dead." The guy says,"you should have told me more gently! You should have said he was on the roof, then that you couldn't get him down, and then taht he accidently fell and passed away." so they end the conversation, and a few days later the guy calls again. "How's my mom?" he asks. "Well, she's on the roof..."