my friend eli leaves me a voice mail and hes like aww SHT oops. im sorry i usually dont fXcking talking like that ill just shut the FXCK up ohh DAMN and all this stuff so my cuzin takes my phone and leaves a voicemail that says "why the FXCK wher you talking to my SISTER that way! do you EVER call her again!" and ihavent heard from him since. the funny thing is i dont have a brother [;
i texted this to my friend and when they read the beginning they thought i was mad at them. ahahahahaha