My dad and I were watching a show
where this kid had a bomb and was holding hostages at his
school
"Hey dad do you like these shoes?"
I asked showing him a pair of
all black Vans on my
computer
"No," he
replied,
"Those shoes are black, which mean goth,
and if your goth,
one day you will be bombing your school.
You are not getting these shoes."
"wow."