A girl asked a guy,"Do you think I'm pretty?" He said "No." She
asked "Do you think I'm fat?", He said "Yes." She asked, "Do you
want to be with me forever?", He said "No." So she asked,"If I
walked away right now would you cry?", He said "No." By this time
the girl had heard enough and needed to leave, as she started to
walk away the guy grabbed her and said ... " I don't think your
pretty, I think your beautiful"., "The only thing fat is your
heart.", "I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with
you forever.", and ... " I wouldn't cry if you walked away right
now, I'd die."