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Ure so fat that when you walked into a shop and asked if you
Ure so fat that when you walked into a shop and asked if
you could look round, the shopkeeper replied "you already look round to me!"
no offense to fat people :D
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posted July 9, 2005 at 3:46am UTC tagged with
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