this is a so called life...

women's english ;
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
sure, go ahead = you better not
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

men's english ;
i'm hungry = i am hungry
i'm tired = i am tired
nice dress = nice cleavage!
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay
this could be helpful.

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on October 09, 2009 16:44:12

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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center">this is a so called life... 
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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center">     women's english ;  
yes = no 
no = yes 
maybe = no 
we need = i want 
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry 
we need to talk = you're in trouble 
sure, go ahead = you better not 
do what you want = you'll pay for this later 
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass! 
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? 
 
         men's english ; 
i'm hungry = i am hungry 
i'm tired = i am tired 
nice dress = nice cleavage! 
i love you = let's have sex now 
i'm bored = do you want to have sex? 
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you 
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you 
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you 
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you 
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay 
this could be helpful.</div>

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OmGiTzGiGixDDD October 15, 2009, 6:05 pm
LMFAO. That's hilarious! Great Job! :)

missy9 October 14, 2009, 7:48 pm
haha lovee it brittany:D

doubletroubllllle015 October 10, 2009, 5:31 pm
i lovee this !

poptartheaartx October 10, 2009, 3:55 pm
You have a jocker.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1127140

SHORTxSTUFFF October 10, 2009, 12:33 pm
lmao. nice

thesechildrenlearnfromcigaretteburnsfastcarsfastwomenandcheapdrinks October 10, 2009, 10:46 am
tht 2nd one sounds better for me except for the clevage one or shoes one. hahah jk

justsmile October 10, 2009, 10:22 am
hahah

JustListenx15 October 10, 2009, 7:33 am
lmao the guys english is so friggen truee.!!!!!! Good job.

x_WhatYouSee October 9, 2009, 9:42 pm
hahahhaha lmao aboutt the men's englishh. hilariouss...

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