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Top Ten Reasons Why I Swim
1.) I have nothing else to do at 5 am
2.) Following a black line is so much fun
3.) Goggle tan lines are hot
4.) Those insanely tight suits make you look skinnier
5.) I can eat 5,000 calories a day and not feel guilty
6.) Chlorine is cheaper than perfume
7.) Green hair is cool
8.) Where else can you stare at someone’s feet for three hours?
9.) Swimming full speed into a concrete wall is so much fun!
10.) Hellooo? Guys is speedos (;

  This is for all you swimmers out there!  not mine but I saw it and loved it!*
made by cocoapuppy72196
on October 16, 2009 15:09:19
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eatsleepswim October 19, 2009, 3:47 pm
hahaha love this quote !
cocoapuppy72196 October 17, 2009, 6:01 pm
lol, yea
skinowworryl8r October 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
i love this! I've seen it on t-shirts b4
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