Betcha Didn’t Know That&helli

Betcha Didn’t Know That….
-Kissing is healthy for you.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-It’s good to cry.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
-Lying is actually unhealthy.
-Only apply mascara to your top lashes.
-It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
-It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
-89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.
-Chocolate WILL make you feel better!
-Most boys think it’s cute when you say the wrong thing.
-A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.
-Boys aren’t worth your tears.
made by Softball_Chic_09
on October 18, 2009 19:13:07
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kyky123 November 17, 2009, 5:03 pm
she jocked this from no one!!!!!!! it came as a forward in an email. i gat it to. i know her and she would NEVER jock anyone. if there is jocking going on, people are jocking it from her!!!!!
abercrombie12196 November 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
jOCKER.
lautnerlove12 November 8, 2009, 3:02 pm
YOU SO JOCKED THIS FROM ME.
allygirrrl111 November 5, 2009, 5:46 pm
I put mascara on top & bottom lashes, with my eyes closed. and if crying is good for you why not find a reason to do it.. i.e crying over guyss? i got mono from kissingg..ya so healthy? and chocolate makes me feel gross.
crayonsPLZ November 3, 2009, 10:53 am
It's not impossible to put mascara on with your mouth closed, I do that.
uhhm_x_catherine October 25, 2009, 3:50 pm
i know, i do my mascara without opening my mouth.
ibleedblue4ny68 October 22, 2009, 9:43 pm
its not impossible to put mascara on with your mouth closed
i do that all the time= \
this is a forward i always get
Softball_Chic_09 October 19, 2009, 7:49 pm
for everyone who says they can apply mascara without opening their mouth, and you're only supposed to apply mascara to your top lashes, i knoww. these all came in a foward so i just put them all up.
amazingcourt28 October 19, 2009, 7:37 pm
this is like a fwd i always get with a lil more added to it lmbo wow
liveitupxo October 19, 2009, 7:23 pm
i put on mascara w.my mouth closed.also to bottem lashes.makes my eyes look bigger.dunno why.but yep.cutee:]
MyEye6 October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
You're supposed to apply mascara to bottom too, dunno who said that one, and I do it with my mouth closed XD it's just easier with your mouth open.
innluvv23 October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm
i always put on mascara w. my mouth closeddd??
hugz_kisses October 19, 2009, 7:03 pm
love it! new fav of the month 8 ) imma try the mascara with cloes mouth or watevr lolz
Erikacanflyyx3 October 19, 2009, 7:00 pm
Ackk!
I apply mascara with my mouth closed.
PWNED. :)
lavaeg October 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
i wanna make the firs move! this has inpired me ;] haha
imakeorangejuicefromlemons October 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
omg i was totally considering whether or not i should buy flowers for my boyfriend on v-day, cuz we can buy them at school and they secretly pass them out to whoever u send them too, so thanx for the "advice" lol :)
kyky123 October 19, 2009, 6:29 pm
awesome job jaime. p.s. all the ppl hoo say ur rong hav obviously never met u and havnt talked 2 me. DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!!!!! srry, hyperrrrr
dancecheerxoxo October 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
GlitterRush October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
ack. i Doubt the "boys insult you DO like you" one is correct. DX
DoveYou October 19, 2009, 5:54 pm
So he DOES like me!
sunshineex3 October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
it's not impossible to put mascara on with your mouth closed..
i can do it.
it's not impossible.
Spiff October 19, 2009, 5:06 pm
ahah i love mascara, but i've never applied it to the bottom lashes, some people look great with it, but me? i look FREAKY ahah.

i can apply mascara with my mouth closed though :)
blondejokes1234 October 19, 2009, 5:01 pm
u can with ur mouth closed lol but its kinda hard.....and they want US to make the move?
lebooof_444 October 19, 2009, 4:52 pm
This is amazinnnn'.

I don't even bother to put on mascara on my bottom lashes (if I actually wear it). You look like an alien and since I have tiny lashes it's almost impossible!

And it's not only the guys who insult the girls. It's the other way around (;.
yooitscharliie October 19, 2009, 4:48 pm
lmao likke half of this isn't true AT ALL
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