Today, My teacher asked my class w

Today,
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that.  You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile.  And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away.  It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)


I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.
made by mhmm_itz_lexi
on October 19, 2009 22:40:01
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ballinnxxo November 12, 2009, 4:55 pm
hahahahahah
emilylax3 November 9, 2009, 6:50 pm
hahaha my dad's a ups driver and this had him cracking up.
renesmee_cullen_plus_jacob_black_3 October 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha niceee!
greendancestar04 October 26, 2009, 6:59 pm
lol!!!!!! thats so funny
wittylvr101 October 21, 2009, 8:48 pm
my mom works for UPS!!
xox_gracie_xox October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
this is hilarious!!!
3xpeacegirlx3 October 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
haha i hope you dreams come true!
loviee_girllxo October 20, 2009, 9:46 pm
amazing job. i hope this really happened! :)
xojuliiaax3 October 20, 2009, 9:12 pm
LMFAOO! thiss madee my day =] thankk youu!
A_Long_December October 20, 2009, 9:00 pm
lol really?
kimxlolzx39 October 20, 2009, 8:18 pm
lmaoo! thats funnyy. (:
emt825 October 20, 2009, 8:11 pm
lmfao!
Zacfan413 October 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
my dad works 4 UPS!!!! haah
xoxohollister October 20, 2009, 6:22 pm
omg! thats soo funny :)
mhmm_itz_lexi October 20, 2009, 6:09 pm
hahaha, mr. heugh is greatttt (:
r0ckclimb3r October 20, 2009, 6:03 pm
hahaha wow...(:
ohdangitskels October 20, 2009, 5:57 pm
HAHAHA! that's great :)
zachysgrls911 October 20, 2009, 5:28 pm
this rly happened?
crzy4jonas54 October 20, 2009, 4:18 pm
theres some kid that goes to my school who wants to b a bus driver lmao
xohawttblondexo October 20, 2009, 3:09 pm
LMFAO!
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