TELETUBBIES Baby gorillas, who

TELETUBBIES
Baby gorillas,   whom, because   of    their small   and   morbidly obese build,
became    perfect    subjects    for    a    top    secret experiment    dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their   native habitat, they    were strapped   down hooting and
screaming    onto    operation    tables. Their    stomachs were   removed and replaced
with   a crude    malfunctioning    television    set,    which received   its signals   from   a
implanted antenna on the top   of   its   head. Because   the   antenna's receiver must
be outside of the body, a   hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making
a pathway to   stick    the    electrical    equipment through. Unfortunately, this only
resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet   consisting   of purified ethanol (tubby toast),
and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed.
A fake sun watches over them with an ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies
close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling
upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the
escapee by devouring it with its mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's
remains    as fertilizer for the    vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to receive radio waves with
their broken antennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by
the simplest    tasks we    can    do, such    as    showering    or    cooking an   egg.
- urbandictionary.com

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on October 29, 2009 19:28:26

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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center;">TELETUBBIES 
Baby   gorillas,   whom,   because   of    their   small   and   morbidly   obese   build, 
became    perfect    subjects    for    a    top    secret    experiment    dubbed,    "teletubbies". 
 
Kidnapped   from   their   native   habitat,   they    were   strapped   down   hooting  and 
screaming    onto    operation    tables.    Their    stomachs    were   removed   and   replaced 
with   a    crude    malfunctioning    television    set,    which   received   its    signals   from   a 
implanted   antenna   on   the   top   of   its   head.   Because   the   antenna's   receiver  must 
be  outside   of   the   body,   a   hole   is   drilled   through   the  baby  gorilla's  brain,  making 
a   pathway   to   stick    the    electrical    equipment     through.   Unfortunately,   this   only 
resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware. 
 
To feed the disillusioned  apes,  a  special  diet   consisting   of   purified   ethanol (tubby toast), 
and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the  seditious  thoughts of the infants surpressed. 
A fake sun watches over them with an  ensuringly  peaceful  baby's face on it to keep the tubbies 
close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the  sun  makes  a  blood-curdling cry, calling 
upon the dome janitor,  a  robot  vacuum  cleaner  named  "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the 
escapee by devouring  it  with  its  mighty  vacuum,  grinding  the  hapless  tubby  and  using it's 
remains     as     fertilizer     for     the     vast     lush     gardens     surrounding     the     dome. 
 
Occasionally when the time is just right,  the  tubbies  may  be  able  to receive radio waves with 
their broken antennas,  allowing  them  to  eavesdrop  on  their human overseers, yet baffled by 
the    simplest    tasks    we    can    do,    such    as    showering    or    cooking   an   egg. 
- urbandictionary.com 
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