Miley Cyrus: The latest cardboard

Miley Cyrus:
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed
eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also
known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for
some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the
days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.

Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like
we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they
went off and got drug problems!

*IDEA CREDIT TO FLIPTHATEMOHAIR. FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM

made by lebooof_444
on October 30, 2009 13:39:15

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M</font><font color="#fb8369">i</font><font color="#fb875e">l</font><font color="#fc8a54">e</font><font color="#fc8e49">y</font><font color="#fd913f"> </font><font color="#fd9534">C</font><font color="#fe982a">y</font><font color="#fe9c1f">r</font><font color="#ff9f15">u</font><font color="#ffa30a">s:<br />
</font></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: x-small"><span style="font-family: Tahoma"><span><span><span><span><span><span><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px"><span>The latest <font color="#fa8072">c</font><font color="#fa826c">a</font><font color="#fb8565">r</font><font color="#fb875d">d</font><font color="#fc8a56">b</font><font color="#fc8c4f">o</font><font color="#fc8e48">a</font><font color="#fd9141">r</font><font color="#fd933a">d</font><font color="#fd9532"> </font><font color="#fe982b">c</font><font color="#fe9a24">u</font><font color="#ff9d1d">t</font><font color="#ff9f16">-</font><font color="#ffa10e">o</font><font color="#ffa407">u</font><font color="#ffa500">t </font>from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed<br />
eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is <strong>singing from a tin can.</strong> Also<br />
known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically<span style="color: #ff9900"> <u>canned bubblegum,</u></span> but, for<br />
some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the<br />
days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all </span></span></span><strong><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px"><span><font color="#fa8072">d</font><font color="#fa836a">i</font><font color="#fb8661">s</font><font color="#fb8958">n</font><font color="#fc8c50">e</font><font color="#fc8f47">y</font><font color="#fd923e"> </font><font color="#fd9435">c</font><font color="#fe972c">h</font><font color="#fe9a23">a</font><font color="#ff9d1b">n</font><font color="#ffa012">n</font><font color="#ffa309">e</font><font color="#ffa500">l</font> </span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px"><span>stars do eventually. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-small"><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px"><span style="font-family: Tahoma">
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<em><strong><font color="#fa8072">M</font><font color="#fa826e">i</font><font color="#fb8468">l</font><font color="#fb8563">e</font><font color="#fb875d">y</font><font color="#fb8958"> </font><font color="#fc8b52">C</font><font color="#fc8d4d">y</font><font color="#fc8e47">r</font><font color="#fd9042">u</font><font color="#fd923c">s</font><font color="#fd9437">(</font><font color="#fd9631">t</font><font color="#fe982c">o</font><font color="#fe9926"> </font><font color="#fe9b21">c</font><font color="#ff9d1b">r</font><font color="#ff9f16">o</font><font color="#ffa110">w</font><font color="#ffa20b">d</font><font color="#ffa405">)</font><font color="#ffa500">: </font></strong>hey, y'all! <br />
<strong><font color="#fa8072">C</font><font color="#fb885c">r</font><font color="#fc8f45">o</font><font color="#fe972e">w</font><font color="#ff9e17">d</font><font color="#ffa500">: </font></strong>we love you, Hannah, just like<br />
we loved <u><font color="#fa8072">H</font><font color="#fa826c">i</font><font color="#fb8465">l</font><font color="#fb875f">a</font><font color="#fb8958">r</font><font color="#fc8b51">y</font><font color="#fc8d4a"> </font><font color="#fc9044">a</font><font color="#fd923d">n</font><font color="#fd9436">d</font><font color="#fe962f"> </font><font color="#fe9929">L</font><font color="#fe9b22">i</font><font color="#ff9d1b">n</font><font color="#ff9f14">d</font><font color="#ffa20e">s</font><font color="#ffa407">a</font><font color="#ffa500">y</font></u></em><font color="#ffa500"> </font><span id="1256923666867S" style="display: none"> </span><em>before they<br />
went off and got drug problems!<br />
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*IDEA CREDIT TO FLIPTHATEMOHAIR. FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM<br />
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